3 posts tagged “botd”
This is fucking stupid! Why do we have to mess with the gay population again...I don't get it. If you're sitting on your couch obsessing about who is a queer and who is not, you need a fucking hobby!!! Maybe you can start a web page devoted to your favorite politician. Or, I could help you devote your time to meaningful charities. I guarantee that will make you feel ten times better about yourself than destroying people's careers or meeting them in an alley carrying a 2x4 (now that's eight shades of fucked up!)
Now why are we straight people supposed to hate gays? Because you might not like the feeling if one flirts with you? I don't like the feeling when really fat people flirt with me, but I don't freak out when I see a fat person. Get away from me right now! Fat people shouldn't fuck. Fat pigs shouldn't marry. I swear, I'll report you at work for stuffing your face at Burger King.
AND do some people ACTUALLY believe all homosexuals want to convert them? I think I want a man who watches the Playboy channel. Yumm. Yumm. Or does biggotry make you a straighter person? "Today, I put a homo in their place. I'm a much better lay because of it, honey..."
Why do straight people fuck with homosexuals? Is there a GOOD REASON we should stick our noses in their personal lives? I asked myself why I was a better human being because I'm straight, a long time ago. And still the answer is I AM NOT.
This one's for the layydieees...
I'm not the type of girl who screams "sex fiend!" if a guy looks at me. I believe in the well-meaning compliment.
So when a guy creeps me out, it is deserved. One guy I never talked to started IM ing me every five minutes. He didn't know shit about rock n' roll and didn't care. He wanted to know what I like to do...wanted me to describe myself and where I live. And do it quick because I'm going to bed soon! Total creep. Here's how I got rid of him.
Dude, are you a faggot or something?
(Mind you, I'm not anti-homosexual, just f*cking with him).
I thought of a few more to use on the internet Quagmires out there (devilish thoughts run through my brain)
+ I'm an 821 lb. love machine.
+ I shot my last husband, he deserved it.
+ I'm a woman cursed with a man's genitals.
+ I don't know. My boyfriend is getting out of prison today and he just goes crazy with jealousy.
+ I like to strangle men, I get carried away with it, though. Tomorrow, I go to court. Damn the system! Damn it to hell!
Viagra plugs have gone insane. No e-mail or website is safe. It burns my ass.
It especially pisses me off when I visit one of my favorite rock websites and what do I find? Some bastard (or his computer) REGISTERED to leave behind one car loans ad. Fuck you! The administrators and moderators of rock web sites do it strictly for the love of rock n' roll. Then, some slimeball invades their website just to make a quick buck.
This one's especially for ad sharks:
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